The showers hadn’t improved much.
We like to immerse ourselves in the culture and society of foreign countries we visit. Not for us the ‘home-from-home’ “Belly Buster Breakfast” of Majorca, or the British enclaves of Southern Spain. I think that with rustic Italy, we’ve found our limit. I think we were the only British people on the site – in the ‘touring’ section, we had a few Italians, a couple of Germans, an Austrian family, and us.
This campsite has a very high number of static or permanent sites, but the whole feeling of that area is of a very poor neighbourhood (or Soweto-on-Sea, as Annie called it). Nearly all of the caravans are very old tourers that have found retirement, and the campsite people have erected green plastic covers over each pitch. The pitch dwellers then seem to erect little sheds, which serve as their kitchens, and the space outside the caravan is their daytime living area. The caravan is used solely for sleeping.
The facilities are geared towards these people – for instance, most of the ladies’ toilets are the old style, ‘squat’ type. The man running the ‘bits and pieces’ shop shuffled around, talking just like an aged Marlon Brando in “The Godfather”. A lady was brushing her teeth, wearing a dress some 20 years too young for her and wedge-heeled sandals, wearing her oversized sunglasses.
We love the art, culture and architecture of Italy. We like pasta, too. But we have to admit, this style of living is not for us. We’re moving on to Garda in a day or so, and we’ll see how that is, but at the moment, we’re looking forward to returning to France.
Most of the day was spent sitting around the motorhome, reading, and people watching. At one point, getting a little anxious about our fresh water situation, we tried to fill the tank without upping sticks and driving to the water point (all of 25 metres away). We had Annie’s new, all-singing, multi-purpose bucket (I know, I know, I just spoil her), and the funnel I’d mimed to Don Corleone earlier in the day, and some roll-flat hose. It was a bit like filling a kettle with a spoon but entertainment comes in all sorts of forms.
The funnel would only go into the filler horizontally, so we cut off a bit of hose, but then it stayed flat – the pressure of water trying to flow through it wasn’t enough to open it up and actually allow the flow. Eventually, we fixed it by using 3 pegs to squash the hose open. By small amounts, and many repeated trials, we got what I estimated was enough water to keep us going to a day.
At around tea time, we cycled up through the town, heading for the Puccini theatre by the lake. On the way, we thought we’d get some cash from the machine. Annie tried her card. “Refer to your bank”. Strange. I tried my card. “Refer to your bank”. Even more strange. We were now a bit worried. The traffic was a busy in the centre of town, so we cycled to the lake, and Annie phoned the bank.
Isn’t modern communication wonderful? After keying in the account numbers, the man greeted her by name. “Is there a problem?” she asked.
“Are you currently abroad?” the man asked.
“Yes – why, is it a problem?”
“Well, you didn’t tell us you were going out of the country.”
Now, I’m not a ‘nanny state-ist’ – I don’t worry that certain people know almost everything about me, how much I earn, how much tax I pay, where I work. I like the fact that you can renew your vehicle tax online, and it checks that you’ve got insurance for the thing. If you want these conveniences, there are certain liberties that need to be taken.
However, even I draw the line at having to inform your bank when you go abroad. Yes, I understand that they’re doing it for good, security reasons, but it’s a bit too easy for them to stop transactions on an account, rather than phone us up and ask us what’s happening. If Annie hadn’t had the number in her phone memory etc., we could have been in trouble. What if we had no mobile phone, and our cards had been rejected when we were buying a new tyre?
I know, none of these problems would have been insurmountable, but it could have been a huge inconvenience to us. As it was, I had to cycle back from the lake to the town centre, draw some money out, and cycled back.
Anyway, we were very lucky to get a table at a small café, where we bought beer and Presucco, and we had some nice pasta al freddo (cold) which was actually quite pleasant (a bit spoiled by the plastic plates and forks, but it was a festival, after all. Not quite in the Glastonbury mud pit league – there were too many posh frocks around (and some strange male garb too) for it to be similar. A sort of Glastonbury for the middle classes. I felt out of place with my singlet and shorts, but never mind.
The opera was wonderful. The singer who played Madame Butterfly was superb, and the final scene brought Annie to tears (like it always does).
The cycle back to the van wasn’t too fraught, as there were many cyclists on the road, making better progress through the gridlock of cars and coaches.